S.U.N. BOB

The SunCoaches staff has decided to do a weekly ranking of the jobs in GA as they come open. We will do like the CFP and rank "best on board" that is based, IMHO, on a complex algorithm that is based on a myriad of factors that include, but are not limited to:

• fast twitch muscle fibers

• #of form B's needed to be competitive

• #of female administrators in system

• how many fat ankled white young'ins you got

• are you serving KMA samiches for pre game meals

• #of BBQ kids on team (IYKYK)

• are you a member of the 1 toilet mafia

• will you fly Han Solo are ride down like the Rohirim upon Isenguard

• will you be paid in eggs and butter or traded a goat for your services

• is your Philosophy or Abstract Interior Design Degree going to finally be useful

• is your ability to drive and overland rig gonna be necessary

SunCoaches will release our BOB weekly and after we process the jobs through this highly convoluted algorithm, jobs may move up or down the board. Make sure you check in and if you like, offer your 2 cents in the comment section. Remember, don't get butt hurt if your school is not highly ranked. We sure won't get butt hurt if you blow torch us! Our opinions are our own and do not reflect those of or current or prospective employers :)